For those of you who suggested there’s nothing more pathetic than a Bruin, I think I may have disproved your theory and found something….

How about a Bruin playing dead:

You want optimism? Since tying USC 10-10 in 1989, UCLA has gone 8-6,

winning more games than it’s lost. You want realism? It’ll soon be 8-7.

Seriously UCLA–this is embarrassing.  Never during our losing streak to you did we roll over and die like this.  Show some spine already.

Oh wait, I’m sorry….for a second there, I forgot who I was talking to.

Let’s be realistic: we won’t beat USC [Daily

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