You can’t make stuff like this up:

Defensive tackle Ben Siegert, 20, was charged with driving under the influence of intoxicants after failing field sobriety tests. Ninety

minutes after being pulled over, the 280-pound Siegert registered a .14 percent blood-alcohol content on a breath analyzer at the Benton County Jail,

according to the sheriff’s office. Oregon considers drivers with a .08 percent blood alcohol content to be drunk.

Siegert told the (Corvallis) Gazette-Times that he had nothing to do with the stolen ram.

"I don’t know anything about that," he said. "I’m from a city. I don’t know anything about sheep."

But wait, it gets better:

The 200-pound ram lives at the university’s Sheep Center, and is part of a study on homosexuality in sheep, said Sheep Center manager Tom

Nichols.

Normally, we’d make a joke right here.  But it’s Sunday night, and quite frankly, this one speaks for itself (and we’re laughing at BoiFromTroy’s call: "does Chandler, AZ count as a City?")

Football player caught with stolen sheep [AP]

Ewe! Beaver caught with gay sheep! [BoiFromTroy]

Oregon State player caught drunk with gay sheep [Fanblogs]