The 6-foot-6, 240-pound tight-end from Mission Viejo High (alma mater of Mark Sanchez) committed to Notre Dame yesterday.

Oh well. Have fun with pasty white chicks, grey skies and corn fields.

Not to worry Trojan fans. We got this guy — a 6’5″ 253-pound tight end by the name of Gerald Washington.

Irish football team beats USC — for tight end [South Bend Tribune]