Shame on us for not thinking of this first. It’s the Simpsons cavalcade of college football, where every college football program is represented by a Simpsons character.

USC (and Pete Carroll) get the distinction of Fat Tony.

He is the Godfather, the man with the plan, the man pulling the strings. And if you’ve turned on ESPN in the last five months, you know there’s absolutely no escaping his clutches.

Notre Dame = Montgomery Burns
UCLA = Troy McClure

Letting no good idea go unstolen, it’s the Simpsons Cavalcade of College Football [Hey Jenny Slater via Student Body Right]