He’s been a Heisman Trophy winner, an NFL superstar, Nordberg in Naked Gun, and of course, one of the most notorious murder suspects of the last 30 years. Now, he’s apparently making a go of it as an Ashton Kutcher wannabe. What a long, strange trip it’s been for Orenthal James:

If you want to see the Juice’s latest work, featuring him in “candid” reality scenes disguised as an Elvis impersonator, a vagabond selling oranges for money, and an elderly man leading a Bingo game, check your local listings and find out when JUICED is on Pay-Per-View in your area.

And to all your superstar athletes out there — maybe now’s a good time to call someone about INVESTING some of that dough.

Update: After the jump, we’ve got a clip (Warning: Briefly contains NSFW content and blurry camera work) from the opening credits of Juiced (via Deadspin).

Get Juiced [Official Site]
O.J. Simpson, Unplugged [Deadspin]
O.J. pretends to sell white Bronco for TV program [ESPN]