Feeling compelled to start brainwashing your son and/or daughter to faithfully support your alma mater before they can walk? Well the folks at Team Baby Entertainment may have just what you’re looking for.

Say hello to the college-themed Team Baby series, featuring such hits as Baby Irish, Baby Wildcat, Baby Longhorn and Baby Aggie (pictured). There are 19 different schools to choose from — which means 19 different ways to start making plans for baby before he/she can even utter a coherent word (which gives Arkansas fans a good 12-14 years–making it a great deal for Razorbacks).

Pac-10 fans — I know you’re breaking out the credit card at this very moment, but we’ve got some bad news for you: the Team Baby series seems to be limited to the teams of the SEC, Big-10, ACC and Big 12 (and of course, the fucking Irish).

Some of you might feel slighted by this omission, your babies forced to endure their toddler years without a DVD that “uses officially licensed footage of each team’s sports, mascot, marching band and campus attractions to expose children to the university in an exciting, playful manner and educational manner.”

From where we’re sitting USC Moms & Dads, this is one of the best breaks our program has caught in the past 3 months. Trust us on this one. You want your little girl to have school spirit, but just keep in mind where it could lead (NSFW).

How To Brainwash Your Baby Early [Deadspin]
Available DVDs [Team Baby Entertainment]