Every Day Should Be Saturday released their first BlogPoll; we will be doing the same for TrojanWire, but admittedly, we seriously need to sharpen our skills regarding college football outside the world of USC.

Anyways here’s what EDSBS said about their #3 ranked Trojans:

3. USC Only the qb situation puts them behind Auburn in a preseason ranking, and even then you could flip the two and pass almost any sniff test. (Or recalibrate for East Coast bias. Either way’s fine with us.) USC’s got so much talent they’re competing in the solo vocal competition and the spokesmodel division. They’re so talented they’ve got two stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame–one for each symbolic, blue-chip testicle of their mascot. The best part about making a bet on USC is the guaranteed quality on the lines, especially on their soul-crushing offensive line. They only missed one play last year, and it just happened to be very, very poorly timed.

Pretty funny stuff.

BLOGPOLL: FIRST STABS, 1-10 [EDSBS]