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Mack Brown hates himself, those delicious pies he can’t stop eating

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You’re Mack Brown. You bring a National Championship to Texas for the first time in 30 years. The entire state (well, outside College Station) is ready to build statues in your honor.

So Mack, when you look back on your big game, what comes to mind?:

“The only thing I regret,” he said, “is all the pictures taken at the national championship game, and I’ll always be fat in them.”

Spoken like a true Texan. Assuming that Texan were a female guest on Dr. Phil.

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3 responses to “Mack Brown hates himself, those delicious pies he can’t stop eating”

  1. CT Avatar
    CT

    Mandel on SI has a great piece on pretenders to the national championship, eight teams which most people consider contenders this year but can’t possibly win it. #1 on the list is Texas.

    No team in more than 20 years with a freshman QB has won any part of an NC.

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  2. Max Power Avatar
    Max Power

    I heard Mack Brown’s nickname in high school was “bitchtits”.

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  3. J.D. Avatar
    J.D.

    You sure it wasn’t “sugartits” ??

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