Setting: Week 6. Event: Action News Power Rankings.

All sorts of jostling, with more soon to come — 1 vs. 4 and 2 vs. 3 THIS weekend. Viva College Football!

T-Wire/Action News Pac-10 Power Rankings – Week 6

1.) USC

Great Knights of Columbus, the injuries just keep on coming. Fortunately, so do the wins.

2.) Oregon

Absolutely destroyed the Sun Devils last Saturday. (Insert hilarious trident through chest joke here.) This Saturday — a trip to Wes Mantooth’s house, for the marquee matchup of the weekend.

3.) Cal

Big showdown for Mantooth and his team this week. The Battle for the Bronze Birkenstock is on.

4.) Washington

At 4-1, everyone’s talking about the resurgence of Ed Harken’s career. Finally got the kid to stop with the German pornography and LSD. Way to go, Ed!

5.) (TIE) Arizona

One thing this weekend is certain — one way or another, this tie for 5th place will be broken in Pasadena. Over/Under: Chicken, maybe some sex.

5.) (TIE) UCLA

Vented some aggression from the last week’s manhandling by robbing whatever remaining manhood the Tree People had left. This weekend? Let’s just hope Hugh Johnson makes an appearance, to deliver his own unique brand of Whammy.

7.) Washington State

Yikes Garth, you gave Papa Burgundy a little scare there. We knew you were mad about the poop mouth, but that’s no need to violently kick for the groin.

8.) Arizona State

First few weeks, were rolling (against patsy opponents); last two weeks combined score, a Sex Panther-stinky 97-34 against the Patchouli Belt.

9.) Oregon State

As predicted, second arm chopped off by Cal. Remember when Mike Riley had some luster? Hell, USC wanted to hire him instead of Pete Carroll. Where’d his mojo go?

10.) Stanford

Seriously Stanford, if you keep this up, we’re going to drop you to 11 and replace you with Oaks Christian. You better not let Notre Dame score more than 50 on you.