From the world’s best blog named after Raul Mondesi (via Deadspin) comes yet another example of the excellence of prodigal Trojan son/soon-to-be-Governor Lynn Swann:
He takes the ball without question and we walk to the table. He then says, “Just throw it in the cup?” I agree with him and give him a little advice because the wind was kicking up at this fine day. … He makes a few arm motions warming up a bit, eyes the red cup at the other end of the table filled slightly with IC Light, takes a breath and lets it fly. The crowd that surrounded the table was at least 30 deep by now with Steeler fans cheering for him like he was back on the field again. Cameras flashing, video camera’s rolling, his bodyguards and marketing team thinking about the damage this might do to his campaign and then…
SPLASH DOWN….
The crowd erupts with cheers as the ball lands inside the cup. He turns to me and gives me a high 5 before fleeing the scene and probably having his marketing team erase all video of this ever happening but it doesn’t get much better than this.
Citizens of Pennsylvania — elect this man already.
Future Governor Lynn Swann Plays Beer Pong [Mondesi’s House]
Lynn Swann Brings Many Skills To The Political Table [Deadspin]
He takes the ball without question and we walk to the table. He then says, “Just throw it in the cup?” I agree with him and give him a little advice because the wind was kicking up at this fine day. … He makes a few arm motions warming up a bit, eyes the red cup at the other end of the table filled slightly with IC Light, takes a breath and lets it fly. The crowd that surrounded the table was at least 30 deep by now with Steeler fans cheering for him like he was back on the field again. Cameras flashing, video camera’s rolling, his bodyguards and marketing team thinking about the damage this might do to his campaign and then…
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