Alright you jackals, you asked for it, you got it — here’s your first ever Action News Power Rankings without Papa Burgundy in the top slot. By all means, celebrate it now, because we all know how this story ends.

T-Wire/Action News Pac-10 Power Rankings – Week 10

1.) Cal

Congrats to Wes Mantooth on turning up #1 in the ratings. But you’ve still got to pay Ron a visit, so don’t go getting those #1 t-shirts printed up for Tightwad Hill just yet.

2.) USC

Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

3.) Washington State

We’ll repeat our warning from last week: Look out world — Garth is hepped up on firewater and he’s on the loose.

4.) Oregon

Pity the Division I-AA school (in this case, Portland State) who happens to draw Oregon the week after they lose to the Cougars. If it’s possible, 55-12 doesn’t really represent how big of a blowout this one was.

5.) Oregon State

We said it — you always have to beware the feisty beaver, especially when you’re at their place.

6.) Arizona State

Took the party into overtime against U-Dub, came home with a W. Very sexually aroused right now.

7.) Washington

Tough to drop them to seven, but the London Gentleman did just beat them.

8.) UCLA

You almost feel for the little lady, lookin’ so good one moment (all but the last 5 minutes of Notre Dame), then reduced to absolute decimation by the Cougars. And Cal this weekend to follow it up. Mama mia.

9.) Arizona

Bye Week — Whammy!!!

10.) Stanford

Get to play the role of stress relief toy yet again this weekend against Ron Burgundy.