Dork Fight!!!

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From the student section of this week’s Cal-UCLA game in the Patchouli Belt.

Dumbass UCLA fan provokes hometown Cal fans (must have been early in the game, otherwise not totally clear what he had to talk trash about — although that sleeveless baby blue shirt is pretty boss).

After several minutes of throwing paper airplanes and booing, finally somebody steps up to make the Bruin jackass show some respect. But of course, this is Cal, so a pillow fight ensues.

As revolting as the sissyfighting might be, make sure to stay tuned until the 1:45 mark, when “You’re going on YouTube!” is actually used as a verbal threat.

UPDATE: Cal can’t even make dorky threats right — just a day after ‘going on YouTube’, the video’s been pulled. Losers. If anyone’s got another copy of the video online somewhere, please be so kind as to send it our way.

UPDATE 2: It’s baaaaack…see above.

‘You’re Going on YouTube!’ [The Wizard of Odds]
Asshole Gets The Crap Beat out of Him at Cal Game [YouTube]

4 responses to “Dork Fight!!!”

  1. Check this out. It is a view of the same incident from a different vantage point. Someone erroneously exclaims that “we all go to the same school you fucking dumb-asses.” This moralist is clearly mistaken in light of the other video you mentioned.

    I am a Cal guy, but y’all have the best site I’ve seen as far as humor goes.

  2. Your call is as bad as the fact that the video isn’t there. May want to stick to rubbing one out to old Leinart videos.

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