We’ve talked about rap superstar/mogul/etc. The Game’s love of USC football here before, so we’re going to file this one in the “somewhat relevant” drawer:

Apparently The Game was asked about David Beckham, and his arrival in the States to play for the L.A. Galaxy — although if this comment came out of left field, it wouldn’t totally shock us:

I’d kick David Beckham’s ass on any given day. I’d just pick the ball up and kick the shit out of the stadium, game over.

We’re sure that we aren’t the only ones who immediately think of Chuck Person’s legendary drop-kick at Chicago Stadium (or maybe early United Center) back in the day.

Sadly, this is one instance where YouTube has failed to provide an instant nostalgia injection. But when we did some searches for basketball terms and ‘kick’, we did find this:

That’s gotta be worth something, right?

Becks Is Welcomed By The Game [Deadspin]