The star running back and the recently deceased blond bombshell were in Naked Gun 33 1/3 together (1994).

If a 12 year gap is at all puzzling, kudos to you for thinking, but the Juice told Norm Pardo, his videographer from 2000-2005, that he “had” slow-moving juice.

“He said he knew Anna Nicole pretty well, and he said he had slow-moving sperm, and he might be the father.”

No, we are not joking. That quote was printed in the NY Post’s Page Six.

OJ Admits He Did It [LAist via Page Six]