What’s so straight ugly that if you took it home and showed your momma, she would keel over and die instantaneously because her heart could not sustain the shock from seeing something so unbelievably grotesque?

Sports Illustrated just released a list of the Top 10 worst college football uniforms. Why would the respected, professional writers at SI.com even bother? Because there’s really not much to report about during the off-season. And because…like any decent human being, they couldn’t miss a chance to knock Notre Dame down a peg.

Fashion faux-pas: Notre Dame ranked a nasty-ninth. Oregon took the ugly-cake home to momma at number one, with the worst uniform ever award.