100% Injury Rate brings this gem to our attention; without it, our day would not be complete.

Snoop Dogg, rapper, wide receiver, and now USC defender (of sorts), came on an LA radio station today.

“Who the fuck is Les Miles?”

“The SEC, we done played Arkansas last year Les, tore they ass up by 40 Les, they won your division last year, Les, bitch-ass motherfucker.”

Quoting him does not do it justice. Gump For Heisman has the SNOOP DOGG DISSES LES MILES MP3, where you can hear a 2-drink-before-9:13-in-the-morning Snoop on the LSU coach.

“Man, we’re USC. We get Heismans like my crew gets pussy — whenever we want to.”

UPDATE: Turns out this is a Snoop impostor. Great impression.

Les Miles should expect a cap in his ass any day now [100% Injury Rate via Gump For Heisman]