Though we didn’t have the time to unearth Marcus Allen’s mysterious Myspace profile (we trust one of you will), a cursory internet searched turned up this photo of the Hall of Fame running back posing up with absolutely gorgeous Maria Menounos. Let’s just hope the former CBS NFL analyst didn’t stalk her like he did Penthouse Pet Kimberly Williams, as Page Six claims. Scary text messages, excessive phone calls … let’s see … USC running back … Heisman Trophy winner … nope, we’re not going there.

PET HAS PEEVE WITH EX-NFLER (Page Six)