Sports Illustrated’s Peter King on the idea of Pete Carroll going to the Atlanta Falcons (owned by Arthur Blank):

If Pete Carroll ever gets to second base with Arthur Blank, I’m
turning in my sportswriter’s license. I give up. I will be … well,
let’s see. What is the word beyond “shocked?” Um, whatever that is,
that’s what I’ll be.

For more of his “Ten Things I Think I Think,” click here.