Try to wrap your head around these numbers – on a monthly basis, Shaq spends:

• $24,300 at the gas station filling up (that has to include jet fuel or something, right?)
• $17,220 on clothes (no doubt it’s a lot, but hardly as crazy as some of the others here)
• $6,730 on laundry and dry cleaning (dude, just shift this over to buy more clothes and donate the dirties – they’d make excellent tents and parachutes)
• $2,305 on pet care (Fantasmaponomuses don’t take care of themselves)
• $1,620 on music and magazines (actually rather reasonable)
  
• $1,495 on cable television (Shaq gets the League Pass for sports you didn’t even know existed)

(via FanHouse)