When asked why he hates the Tennessee Volunteers, this Alabama fan does not hold back. I’m not sure what my favorite line is here; there are so many great ones.

• “They low down, they dirty, they some snitches … I just hate Tennessee.”

• “I’m not a dog person.”

• “Their colors are throw-up orange. Like puke inside of a pumpkin orange, and I don’t like pumpkins.”

• “Their stadium is like a garbage truck drivers’ convention.”

I also like the last line by the reporter, who claims this as the best interview he’s ever done. Look out, Erin Andrews!

Eloquence Has A Thousand Forms [EDSBS]