USC is getting harder and harder to get into. Your high school GPA must be near perfect. The median SAT score is climbing higher every year. And what’s the result? The Trojan student body is sharper, smarter and more savvy than ever before…Right?

Armed with a microphone and a television camera, Pete Carroll took to Trousdale Parkway to find answers to the world’s most burning questions like “How many teams are in the Pacific-10 Conference?” and “Do you know who the head coach of the football team is?” (…it’s some guy named Pete, as one clueless student informs him.) And you tell me, but it seems like there’s some healthy competition (dare I say resentment) regarding Tim Floyd…