azizisbored:

I spend way too much time just reading random articles on Wikipedia. If I were researching interesting topics and becoming a smarter person, that’d be one thing. However, as I sit here at 4 AM on Shaq’s Wikipedia page, I know that is not the case. I decided to check my Wikipedia history for the past two weeks and its pretty sad.

Given the infinite amount of valuable knowledge I could acquire online, if this is what I have chosen to seek out, perhaps its time for me to just stick to books. Here are some articles I’ve read in the past two weeks. I’m not making these up:

Shaquille O’Neal

Bebop (a villain from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon)

Bebop and Rocksteady (the villain duo to which Bebop belongs)

Jax Briggs (the first African American character from the “Mortal Kombat” videogame series, you wouldn’t believe how long the entry is)

Dim Sum

Jazz (the Transformer)

Isabella Rossellini

All That (Nickelodeon sketch show)

Michael Bower (played Donkey Lips on Nickeolodeon’s Salute Your Shorts)

Awful Waffle (redirected to Salute Your Shorts entry)

There’s other dumb ones that are older than two weeks, but rest assured these are par for the course.