FROM THIS MORNING’S SUBWAY COMMUTE:

I am sitting across from a dude who is seriously bizarro kyle. Face is identical, but where I have long hair, he has short. Where I have old school Nikes on, he’s sporting classic Reeboks. I’m an Angel fan, he’s got a Giants bag with him. And lucky for him, he didn’t forget his ipod at work last night, and gets to drown out the screaming kid and tunnel sounds….probably with some nu-metal, to complete the mirroring.