Both sides have people who are just smart enough to know ”We need to tweak this dial right here,” so of course voters are divided 50/50 between the parties. When the 2000 election was down to 14 voters in Boca deciding the whole thing, I thought, ”Wow, that’s great! It really is a political science! They’ve found a way to put electrodes in people’s hands, and a probe up their butt, show them images, and say ‘See how they respond!”’
Stephen Colbert, in the Entertainment Weekly interview with Jon Stewart (via everythingontheinternetistrue)

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