Here is Part I from Timothy of Murietta. Tune in tomorrow for Part II from Chris McGuire.

A pep rally in San Francisco.

We’re in agreement with our new live-blogger Ben Weiss, we got your next “video game action heroes” right here.

For fear of dismemberment, we would never even mention the words “video game” near this guy — Mr. Ronnie Lott.

This…

is supposed to be…

USC’s B-team?

In case there was any doubt about College Football’s Scariest Defender.

Some leg kicks to end it.