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In honor of Pac-10 Media Day, TrojanWire would like to share some facts about All-American USC safety Taylor Mays with the world.
Taylor Mays Facts are inspired by Chuck Norris Facts (we regret to inform them that Chuck’s no match for Taylor Mays). Enjoy!
When Taylor Mays gets a headache, he just clotheslines it into submission.
Taylor Mays breaks stones with sticks.
Taylor Mays doesn’t use dimmers, he only lights shit up.
Taylor Mays stayed in school. Somehow he still beat everyone on draft day.
Taylor Mays is so macho, he went on American Idol and made it not gay.
3D movies don’t work for Taylor Mays. The stuff on screen is afraid to get up in his face.
They made a movie about Taylor Mays epic stand against the armies of Xerxes. Only in this one, the hero didn’t die in the end. They called it 1.
To read more Taylor Mays Facts go to taylormaysfacts.com
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