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When he was in elementary school, Taylor Mays made extra money providing the sound effects for Steven Seagal films by recording audio of his Pop Warner hits.

Disneyland is making a Taylor Mays ride. Outside the ride there’s a sign that says “You must be this bad-ass to ride this ride.” next to a picture of Taylor Mays. No one will ever ride this ride.

The story of John McClane is based on the true story of Taylor Mays, but was toned down to be more “believable” for Hollywood audiences.

When Milk gets thirsty it drinks Taylor Mays for strong bones, muscle rebuilding, calcium, vitamin D, and other nutrients.

Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck’s mustaches think Taylor Mays is badass.

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