What can be said that hasn’t already been said? As Coach Carroll put it, the Trojans got their butts kicked yesterday. Sodomized by The Tree. The only remotely positive was Harbaugh’s insane decision to poke the bear at the end of the game that may or may not turn Pete into the Incredible Hulk.

In the meantime, we wanted to recommend a product to the Trojan defense. If you guys are going to keep shitting the bed like you did on Halloween and Homecoming, you probably want to pick up a pair of these aptly named D-Pants: