• Weis Watch. Another sign of Charlie Weis’ impending demise: Notre Dame has blocked the university plane from appearing on flightaware.com (see for yourself), a proactive effort at cutting off the breathless surfers intent on tracking its path to Cincinnati or Gainesville or Vatican City or wherever ND’s next coach is waiting. That comes on the heels of the athletic director assuring reporters that Weis’ huge buyout won’t affect whether he stays or goes and the two most notable Irish-centric newspapers both calling for his head almost simultaneously, completing the Holy Trinity of "You’re Fired." [South Bend Tribune]

• Oh, to be a Knoxville lawyer. News leaked Tuesday that Tennessee freshman defensive back Nyshier Oliver was cited for shoplifting for allegedly walking out of a Dillard’s with a $110 polo shirt just hours before the Vols’ win over Memphis on Nov. 7, a relatively piddling misdemeanor that would usually pass without much notice if not for a) Last week’s blockbuster armed robbery arrest involving three other UT freshmen, raising the legal antennae around Knoxville, and b) Coach Lane Kiffin’s repeated statements just hours before the armed robbery news broke that his team had been entirely arrest-free over his 11-month tenure — despite being fully aware of Oliver’s shoplifting charge.

Kiffin may skate by charges that he blatantly lied on a technicality — Oliver was cited, not arrested; his arrest warrant was issued Tuesday, and he won’t be booked until Nov. 23 — but he’s certainly lost the "clean program" pitch for the next year or two. [Knoxville News-Sentinel]

• The good Cap’n a Cardinal? Hornswaggle! Weirdest coaching rumor so far in the early rounds of silly season: Mike Leach to Louisville? The Louisville Courier-Journal cites a radio interview with ex-Georgia and Marshall coach Jim Donnan, who thinks Cap’n Leach would be interested and would be "a good fit" if/when UL dumps current coach Steve Kragthorpe. That’s better sourcing than CBS Sports’ Dennis Dodd offers in his Leach-Louisville speculation, which seems based entirely on the pirate coach’s no-buyout contract in Lubbock and the Louisville opening existing … you know, probably, at some point in the near future. It’s too strange to make up, frankly, although Leach has never lamented any extra attention. [Louisville Courier-Journal]

• Z-Rob still shaking out the cobwebs. It can’t say for sure, but the Tulsa World believes that backup quarterback Alex Cate has been taking most of the snaps in Oklahoma State’s preparation for Colorado Thursday night, though starter Zac Robinson is still expected to suit up and possibly be available for senior night in Stillwater despite being knocked silly by Texas Tech’s Jamar Wall last Saturday. Think of it as an investment, Cowboy fans: It may be Robinson’s last home game, but his presence is not mandatory for beating the sad-sack Buffaloes, and it can never hurt to get the quarterback of the future some live reps. [Tulsa World]

• No one snubs Urban’s cubs. Urban Meyer will be "upset" if the Tebow Child isn’t invited to New York for the Heisman ceremony for the third consecutive season: "Absolutely, yeah I’ll be upset. … He’s the quarterback of the No. 1 team in college football. I think the Heisman goes to the best player, and it’d be hard to argue that he’s not." Actually, it’s fairly easy to argue: Florida is relying far more on its dominant defense to make up for a good-not-great offense averaging 50 fewer yards and 16 fewer points in SEC games than it did in 2008, and Tebow is well behind Ryan Mallett as the league’s best statistical passer. But don’t let semantics get in the way: Tebow will be in New York, because his exclusion from the proceedings will only hasten the horrors of the tribulation. The Downtown Athletic Club makes its decisions based on the relatively peaceful continuity of human civilization, not stats. [Palm Beach Post]

Quickly … James Vandenberg is one poised quarterback. … The victim in an alleged assault case against Auburn’s Eric Smith is suing Smith and two unnamed Tiger players. … Washington State linebacker Jason Stripling was arrested for assault and obstructing a public servant, both misdemeanors. … Old hat Jerry Glanville resigns at Portland State. … And yes, that is a 13-year-old middle-schooler being touted as "probably the most celebrated high school recruit in history" before enrolling in high school.