THE FREEDOM TRAY: How can you not order like 10 of these right now? It helps organize your food at the drive-thru and it’s great for taking with you to a ballgame. Made in America. Used everywhere.

So say goodbye to the recession and those bleak unemployment numbers – we’ve got the Freedom Tray. With people everywhere using it, and it being made in America and all, we should be opening quite a few Freedom Tray plants, right? Put up another W for capitalism!

But seriously, has anyone confirmed that this isn’t just another one of those Bud Light ‘Tailgate Approved’ ads?