This Whale Flag found on Regretsy, the site dedicated to chronicling the horrific underbelly of the online craft marketplace Etsy.

And before you get upset and tell me you love Etsy, please note that all proceeds from Regretsy go to hiring Etsy craft makers to make things for charity.  They’re currently raising money to make custom blankets for seriously ill and traumatized children.

Can’t say something nice? Then make sure the mean things you say turn into something nice. I’m pretty sure that’s how it went.