Memo to the creatives at Crispin: You guys should hire this guy for one of your “I’m a PC” commercials.  You know, once they get that pesky “can’t see black people” problem fixed.

(Sidenote: There was a rather hilarious episode of the ABC series Better Off Ted that rode this very premise for a full episode last season. It seemed absurd at the time; but like Kubrick said, these are tough times for the satirist. When reality’s this ridiculous, who can keep up?)