From Orson’s Curious Index today. Just make sure you read the bold part in a pirate voice:

Mike Leach to UCLA if Chow doesn’t work out! It’s a done deal! You heard it here third, or possibly fourth! Korean taco truck on the starboard bow, Cap’n Leach! Three of the bim bim bop ones to eat while you’re conducting an interview on the phone, sir? Coming right up!

He’s kidding folks. Mostly.