To her credit, she showed up to accept her “Worst Actress” trophy at the annual Razzie Awards last night for her performance in All About Steve, a practically straight-to-video trainwreck starring her and Bradley Cooper. In those same proceedings, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen pulled off the vaunted Worst Picture and Worst Director sweep. When reached for comment, Michael Bay smirked, then blew up $500,000 worth of cars while Ukrainian supermodels fed him sushi made from rare albino dolphin.