Make Me A Bicycle, Clown!

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A billboard depicting eight Oregon football players as clowns can now be seen in downtown Eugene Oregon. Two of the clowns are quarterback Jeremiah Masoli and running back LaMichael James. This billboard is in response to all the crimes and misdemeanors the Ducks players have committed this off-season.

Now please enjoy some funny clown humor from the 2005 cinematic classic, Wedding Crashers:

Bratty Kid: I want a bicycle.
Jeremy Grey: Listen, a bicycle is going to take a lot of balloons and frankly, uncle Jeremy is a bit tired. How about I make you something else?
Bratty Kid: I just want a bicycle!
Jeremy Grey: Why… why are you yelling at me?
Bratty Kid: Make me a bicycle, clown!
Jeremy Grey: All right, I’m going to make you a bicycle. But I don’t want to make you a bicycle.
Bratty Kid: Shut your mouth, funny guy, and make it.
Jeremy Grey: [later] Take that, you hyena, don’t say thank you.

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