The suit – filed by 23-year old former model Kayden Nguyen, who Seagal hired as his assistant – accuses him of keeping two Russian women on staff and “available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day.”

It makes for a perfect tabloid headline-grabbing story and all, until you get down to one crucial detail: how do you trust the word of someone who willfully signed up to become Steven Seagal’s “executive assistant” ?