dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: And you broke up with her ‘cuz she beat you at chess? That’s pretty sick.
George: I don’t see how I could perform sexually in a situation after something like that. I was completely emasculated. Anyway, it’s not the only reason.
Jerry: Yeah, what else?
George: All right. You wanna know what one of her favorite expressions is? Happy, Pappy?
Jerry: Happy, Pappy? What does that mean?
George: Like if she wants to know if I’m pleased with something, she’ll say, “Happy, Pappy?”
Jerry: Oh, you’re “Pappy”.
George: I’m “Pappy”.
Jerry: Oh, I get it.

(via The Engagement)