In anticipation of his major free agent windfall tonight, LeBron James decided to spend his time on Wednesday picking out yachts, then forcing NBA general managers to ride on them (see John Paxson of the Chicago Bulls in the rear of the ship pictured here) as he dropped them from a helicopter into the ocean, to prove their loyalty to LeBron and his camp.

When asked why he’d undertake such wanton and seemingly unnecessary destruction of millions in property – all to make teams who have already clearly demonstrated an interest in his services – he answered simply, “nobody said I couldn’t.”

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