Where to start with this video of a 1982 Valley Girl contest?

1. “Bag your face” needs to come back.
2. You have to love that they actually used Zappa’s ‘Valley Girl’ and how seamlessly they crossfaded it into real valley girl footage.
3. It’s pretty much established that Gary Owens was the primary inspiration for Ron Burgundy, right?
4. That is young Fred Willard at the 3:40 mark, right?
5. Everything else…wow.

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[Thanks to Jill for the link.]