In case you’re scoring at home, here’s the last day’s action:

(A) He cancelled b/c they called off the mosque plan

(B) He cancelled b/c Secretary of Defense Gates asked him to

© He rescinded his cancellation and shifted it to a suspension, b/c he was lied to by the Imam (and presumably Secretary Gates too…unless the Pastor was also lying about his motives, which last I checked was somewhat frowned upon by his bosses)

Who else is ready for Pastor Handlebars to go away forever? Can we just put this guy in a room with the Kardashians and Reggie Bush and let them all talk nonsense to each other until their heads all explode Scanners-style?