Four Loko:  Caffeine + 12% alcohol content malt liquor. What’s the worst that could happen?

Red Bull & Vodka, whatever concoctions people are no doubt making with 5 Hour Energy Drink, now Four Loko. If the trend (more booze, more speed) continues, our only hopes for calming down a nation of out-of-work caffeine-and-booze-hyped sugar zombies may rest with legalized marijuana (everybody must get stoned…and calm down!) or introducing valium into the water supply.

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[Thanks to Colin for the link.]