When last we talked about the Blogger Fantasy League, our protagonist’s team (Febreze Freshness) was rolling over some of the league’s best teams and looking like a dark horse contender, riding the shoulders of Matt Schaub.

Flash-forward a couple weeks, and the steamroller is looking more like a jalopy. Whatever the team was doing to live up to its sponsor/namesake in the earlier contests has devolved to a significant not-so-fresh feeling that serves as a stinky reminder of some incredibly poor decisions in the rearview.  I don’t want to go into specifics, unless doing so might help somebody catch the guy who assaulted me in an alleyway, using weapons like Hakeem Nicks and the Eagles D to overpower a non-existent offensive attack. 

To find out more about Week 5, I strongly encourage you to read Brian Bassett’s well-written and entertaining rundown of the entire league’s action, and don’t even think of looking at my team’s final box score.

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The P&G Blogger Fantasy League (BFL) is a group of 12 digital sports influencers competing on the NFL.com fantasy platform for the chance to win P&G product, a donation to a local charity, and a trip to Super Bowl XLV, all furnished by P&G. The NFL Entities have not offered or sponsored the sweepstakes in any way.