Seeking social currency that reflects your wit, not just your ability to grow fake crops or show up at a place and tell the world you’re there?  You’re going to want to check out Schmedlines.

Created by readers of The Daily Bunch, Schmedlines is a daily tabloid headline contest; think of it like a fantasy league for aspiring New York Post scribes. Write, share & vote on headlines for the day’s top stories and earn points in the process.

Head on over today and write some headlines of your own. Or at very least give this cub reporter’s stories some love.