The fourth hour of The Today Show: making its case for consideration as the funniest hour of television available today, on the strength of exchanges like this one between Justin Long and Kathie Lee Gifford:

Justin Long: What do you call this day?

Kathie Lee: Thirstday! It goes Funday, Boozeday, Winesday, Thirstday… and Dryday to get ready for the weekend.

Justin Long: And Saturday is Meth Day.

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