Back in February, when folks in Dallas were outraged that the city’s Mayor Pro Tem had awarded Michael Vick with a key to the city that, he explained, was really “for the children,” the Dallas Observer ran the headline that included the phrase, “As It Turns Out, Anybody Can Get a Key to the City of Dallas.” Last week, City Councilwoman Angela Hunt proved them right by presenting an edible key to the city of Dallas to a dog. More »

[Deadspin]