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Shawn Kemp Refuses Courtside Seats To Oklahoma City Game; Remains Seattle’s Hero [Video]
Satirical, Non-Libelous Dan Snyder Group Fiction, Part II: “… His Tongue Raging Against His Boss’s” [The Snydering]
Would You Or Someone You Love Like To Be Deadspin’s Editorial Assistant? [Jobs]
Why I Hate My Giant Dong [Elsewhere]
The Kids With The Ole Miss Stolen Laptop Write A Thank You To Whomever [Video]
Your NBA Playoffs Open Thread [Not Hockey]
Jay Mariotti Charged With Felony Stalking And Assaulting His Ex-Girlfriend Again, Faces Five Years In Prison [Jay Mariotti]
Here’s Video Of A Scottish Soccer Fan Attacking A Scottish Soccer Manager Earlier Today [Video]
Here’s An Update About The Video Of Some White Parking-Lot Rage That Left A Guy Hospitalized [Video]
Watch LeBron James Score 10 Straight Points To Close Out The Boston Celtics Season [Video]
Some People Are Lobbying To Make Pole Dancing An Olympic “Test Sport” [Video]
Here’s Video Of LeBron James And Delonte West Sharing A Brief But Loving Embrace Last Night [Video]