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WHOOPS! It’s a shame Dick Clark isn’t still with us, he and Ed McMahon could do an hour-long Bloopers special about CNN today.

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At this point it’s so easy, I shouldn’t award any points. But Glenn Greenwald’s thorough clowning of this pathetic CNN on-air personality and the former Bush Administration stooge set up as the opposite in the usual left-right crossfire is just too good because of how well Greenwald manages to avoid any emotion. It’s just cold, […]

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And the award for Best Headline & Lede goes to…CNN

And the award for Best Headline & Lede goes to…CNN

How psyched was the guy who got to write this one up?:

Porn actor sought in slaying dies after falling off cliff

A porn actor, who was accused of killing a coworker with a sword, died after falling off a cliff in California on Saturday when police used a stun gun to subdue him.

Police said Stephen Clancy Hill attacked three coworkers with a samurai-style sword at the scene of a pornographic film shoot on Tuesday. One of the men later died.

Sidenote – Here’s the great thing about L.A.: because I spent a year in a Los Feliz apartment living downstairs from a psychotic, steroid-addled moron who seemed like exactly the type of guy who’d be dumb enough to be a male porn star AND threatened me with a samurai sword on more than one occasion, I was able to read that story and go “I think I know that guy.”