Snooki want smush smush. (From last night’s South Park, which is definitely a must-watch.)

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She was sweating so hard on the dance floor that her spray tan bled on my girlfriend’s $300 Ed Hardy tank top.

George Fox, nightclub promoter, on paying $10,000 for Snooki to appear at his nightclub, and why he had to ask her to leave after two hours. I would make a joke, but I honestly can’t top that. [via]