Enough of the pity party. The world’s not coming to an end. It’s Friday after all! USC Song Girls are still the hottest cheerleaders in college football, keg stands will still make you drunk and the USC-UCLA/Notre Dame rivalries are still the best in college football. So here’s some USC themed happiness to start the […]
Read moreHeadlinin’: Colorado bound for ‘Pac-11’ as expansion dominoes fall
Making the morning rounds. • We don’t know, but we know, you know? Officially, Nebraska regents continue to deny reports of any decisions concerning leaving the Big 12 or joining the Big Ten, mainly on grounds that there hasn’t been an official vote of any kind ahead of Friday’s meeting of the university’s Board of […]
Read moreReport: Notre Dame Fighting Irish, Miami Hurricanes discuss 2012 football game
Notre Dame and Miami are discussing meeting in football in 2012 and perhaps beyond.
Read moreHeadlinin’: Their old SEC home is on Seminoles’ radar, just in case
Making the morning rounds. • Unconquered, but still open to a good deal. The possibility is still "remote" at this point, but the notion of joining an expanding SEC in the coming game of Conference Expansion Dominoes has at least crossed Florida State’s mind, according to coach Jimbo Fisher, who told reporters at the ACC’s […]
Read moreWe Are Notre Dame: And after seeing the first :30 seconds of this video (posted by the official school account, btw), I’ve never been more proud that I’m not. (WATCH NOW) [via] (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Read moreHeadlinin’: Notre Dame wakes up the Freekbass singing her name
Making the morning rounds. • The new Notre Dame hype video undermines everything Notre Dame claims to hold dear. Whatever pretense Notre Dame ever had to possessing some kind of unique, dignified otherness that set it apart from the craven secularists of college football has been completely and utterly destroyed forever by a guy named […]
Read moreWE ARE NOTRE DAME: You Won’t Live This Down For At Least A Decade
Notre Dame finds yet another new way to embarrass themselves.
Read moreVideo: Brian “Butterfingers” Kelly lets down Irish’s first robot QB
Because it’s Friday, you are obliged to watch a video of new Notre Dame coach Brian Kelly trying, and failing, to catch a pass from a robot quarterback: Kelly was scouting the Aerospace and Mechanical Engineering Department’s Robot Combine this week in advance of tonight’s second annual Robotics Football Game, featuring such mecha-stars as Robocinco, […]
Read moreJimmy Clausen Fell Out of the First Round, Mel Kiper Ends Up Looking Like a Jackass
Jimmy Clausen: The Notre Dame QB wasn’t picked in the first round. In the months-long battle between Kiper-McShay battle over Clausen, Kiper (who had Clausen as the 4th best prospect in the draft) loses. Teams that could be looking at a QB tonight include: Cleveland, Oakland, Buffalo, Jacksonville and maybe the Vikings. It’s not like […]
Read moreNo Trojans Or Avatards Picked In 1st Round
No Trojans were selected in the first round of the NFL draft. Neither was Avatard/Notre Dame QB Nawma Tsamsiyu (formerly known as Jimmy Clausen). The big news of the draft, Tim Tebow will get to play closer to God at Mile High Stadium. Tebow was selected by the Denver Broncos with the 25th pick. This […]
Read moreHeadlinin’: Count Notre Dame out of the mix for Big Ten expansion
Making the morning rounds. • Irish need not apply. The Big Ten is playing it cool, taking it slow, keeping its conference expansion cards close to the vest. One card it will not be playing, according to an anonymous source in the Boston Globe: Notre Dame. The Irish "haven’t been in the mix for a […]
Read moreIrish fans lay out anti-Big Ten arguments in convenient t-shirt form
Let’s be clear: Notre Dame is not going to join the Big Ten. Well, probably not. Not unless something really crazy happens, or they think something really crazy might happen, in which case they’ll think about it. Otherwise, no way. Probably. Just to be sure, though, a few ND fans plan to get their point […]
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