The People Who Touch Your Junk Venn Diagram
Read moreIt is my personal belief that they pulled me aside because they thought I was attractive. My boyfriend looks much more like a terrorist than either I or my son do, and he went through security with no problems.
Donna D’Errico, ex-Baywatch star: I was singled out for ‘naked’ TSA scan at airport because I’m hot
“Securing” America
Between the TSA’s 2010 holiday gropefest (brought to you by Michael Chertoff and Rapiscan) and Cleveland’s misguided efforts to confiscate/ban anti-LeBron apparel for their December 2 matchup with LeBron’s tepid Heat (brought to you by a misguided city who thinks it still has an image to protect and/or David Stern), what do you think – […]
Read moreWhat do you think, is Oleg Volk onto something with his design for new TSA signage at airports? [via]
Read moreTSA Announces Facebook Integration For Full Body Scanners: Love this Onionesque story by WONDER-TONIC: John Pistole, the head of the Transportation Security Administration, announced yesterday that full body scanners at airports across the nation will be seamlessly integrated with Facebook next month, allowing travelers to save, tag, and share their near-naked security photos with friends, family, […]
Read moreMan at San Diego airport opts out of porno scanner and grope, told he’ll be fined $10K unless he submits to fondling (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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